party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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