Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
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