i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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