Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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