I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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