oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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