Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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