Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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