Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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