Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
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