just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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