THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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