ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
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