It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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