Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I will be naked everywhere
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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