your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
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