We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
where am i from again
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
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