Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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