Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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