Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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