I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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