Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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