At least make sure they are 18
Why
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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