I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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