I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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