At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Randomize
