i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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