I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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