My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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