Do you still have your period?
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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