Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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