i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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