I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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