I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
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