the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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