Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
i came on her dog
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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