I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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