love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Your penis caused this!
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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