So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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