4 words: hood of his car
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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