Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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