i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
i've created a new STD.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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