Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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