that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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