just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
i out mim tonsoeep
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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