I'm really into asian looking animals
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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