I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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