Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
he puts the penis in happiness.
im six kinds of drunk right now
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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