So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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