Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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