He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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