I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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