he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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